Sam, why aren’t you protecting your daughter? What kind of father are you? edit: oh nm, that's Adachi. My bad.
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Adachi begins flirting with Lauren as Sam watches and despairs.
Samwise’s heart has been broken into two.
Adachi jumps the gun and asks Lauren to woohoo. Lauren does not take kindly to this.
And Lauren was no more.
Undeterred, Adachi hits on Cleo, whom he has not met before, and asks her to woohoo.
Um. Cleo just accepted. Um. Um. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Sam decides he really didn’t miss Lauren anyway and decides to play video games with me instead.
Dammit, Sam. He’s beating me :’(
Frederick (I’m assuming that’s your real name, and if not, too bad) and Dede (sorry, I don’t know what you wear, so I put you in a random fur coat) arrive.
Lorraine irks Adachi.
I’m not going to bother asking why Binary is dreaming of toilets.
Frederick and Dede have a nice conversation about trees.
But then Dede decides to tell him all about how much she loves him.
Frederick is kind of weirded out.
Why do Binary’s legs keep disappearing?
This house is so disgusting!
…
Adachi, you’re a cop. Why don’t you do something about it? And Sam, why do you just stare and not care?
Sam decides to visit AC House 2, but no one is there. So, he decides to call someone on his cell phone and talk about flies, since God knows there’s only about an army of them back at home.
Adachi likes coffee. He and Chris must get along well.
Sam’s hitting on Cleo. I honestly had no part in this.
They keep hitting on each other all day. It’s a bit weird. I guess Sam got lonely after Lauren died.
Wow, Sam. Way to kill the romance by flirting about clowns.
I seem to watch TV all day, but I never watch TV in reality…
Oh god, Dede’s onto Adachi.
WE WILL FINALLY HAVE CLEAN DISHES. actually tbh I was trying to kill myself off, but it didn’t work
Such lovebirds!
Binary has rolled a want to be mean to Duck, so he tromps over to AC House 2.
Chris greets him.
Dammit, Duck isn’t here.
Let’s be mean to Chris instead and insult his sunflower seeds.
Binary berates Chris’s house, even though Chris practically lives in a mansion compared to Binary’s shack.
Chris gets pissed off and attacks Binary.
He kicks Binary’s ass.
DUCK. HE’S FINALLY HERE.
Chris and Duck stare Binary down as they think about how much they hate their dishwasher. (Why does everybody hate the dishwasher? ;_;)
Before Binary gets the opportunity to make fun of Duck, Chris lunges for him again, unprovoked.
Binary gets his ass handed to him again.
Binary tries to leave, but Chris stops him and slaps him.
Everybody hates Lorraine.
Lorraine grows up.
wtf
Dede screams in frustration upon realizing Cleo is using the computer.
Ho hum, Cleo’s got one in the oven.
Lorraine goes off to elementary school for the first time. She’ll probably get bullied.
I am really interested in knowing why Dede is wearing a swimsuit when we have no pool.
This bathroom is so disgusting.
om nom nom
Yep, Cleo’s pregnant.
Binary, I’m not marrying you. Thanks.
She looks cuter now.
Would you two please stop flirting!
Oh, Cleo’s gone into labor.
k. two things. 1) since when did we have a car and 2) why is a pregnant woman driving herself to the hospital
And out comes Griffina, lovingly named by Hiro/Chris.
So… where’d the mystery car go?
!!!!!!!!!!!