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Post by Captain Zelar on Mar 5, 2011 21:57:20 GMT -5
The llama wars are a series of wars between the Llama Kingdoms for dominance over the Llama lands. The first Kingdom is Llamaberg and is ruled by the fair and just Llamarama, who stands for justice and truth and commands the mighty Llama Knights. The other Kingdom is Llamaton and is ruled by the ruthless and evil Llamatama, who wishes to rule the world with an iron hoof and commands the fearsome Llama Brigade.
I'm afraid due the up coming war, our merchants won't be able to travel the trade routes and will not be able to sell their wares, however we are in need of weapons and armour so I shall be purchasing some if you have any.
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Post by Phone Master Ion on Mar 6, 2011 13:18:57 GMT -5
I didn't know Llamas even existed here. KINDO-OR-WHOEVER-BUSTED-THE-INTERUNIVERSAL-CONTINUUM! I said no more holes!
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Post by Kai Yamato on Mar 14, 2011 2:29:46 GMT -5
*Drives in on a motorcycle* Hey! What I missed? *Presses button on the bike and it turns into a vending machine*
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Post by Phone Master Ion on Mar 14, 2011 15:30:21 GMT -5
You missed far to much. Space and time nearly crumbled before us in this very store.
And that vending machine. . . I just don't know *walks up and sticks gald in*
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Post by Kai Yamato on Mar 15, 2011 4:06:28 GMT -5
Erm, it's not gonna work with a simple Gald. But thanks for giving it money anyways. I needed the cash.
Hey, where is everyone? *Tumbleweed rolls by*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2011 10:32:53 GMT -5
^ I should arrest you for your recklessness
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pemdas
Oracle Knight
There's no taste like home!!
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Post by pemdas on Mar 16, 2011 10:31:41 GMT -5
*finally wakes up from a long sleep*
Oh hi....sorry guys, I um....fell asleep...after finding this gummi gel in one of the old storage bins. A taste, anyone? It's supposed to induce sleep and you can travel through different...uh dream worlds with it!
*big grin*
Did you say WAR?! O__O;
Oh no! That means that my overseas trade routes have been cut off! Ahhh!
*runs out to my ships*
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Post by OmoiNeko-JadeWolf on Mar 16, 2011 22:21:14 GMT -5
I take a brief sabbatical and this is what happens?
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Post by Captain Zelar on Mar 16, 2011 22:53:42 GMT -5
Sabbatical? Good thing Ion has his secret gold-filled vault, or else he would have to declare bankruptcy.
By the way, where did you go and what did you study?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2011 13:57:17 GMT -5
I should arrest you all for leaving your positions !!!
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Post by Phone Master Ion on Mar 17, 2011 15:48:43 GMT -5
AAAAH!Jadewolf is back! *runs behind cover* Y-your're back! It's a good thing you didn't miss much (interdimensional continuum rupture, wizards, llamas) but you know! Can't be helped at all. How did you enjoy your sudden vacation?
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Post by hikarihanazono on Mar 18, 2011 7:12:42 GMT -5
Urk~ Hello...Can I apply for something?
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Post by Phone Master Ion on Mar 18, 2011 10:52:01 GMT -5
Apply? Sure, we have openings for "customer" and "anything but more security" (just pick whatever you want to do, as long as it doesn't jeopardize the store's structural integrity any further)
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pemdas
Oracle Knight
There's no taste like home!!
Posts: 127
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Post by pemdas on Mar 18, 2011 16:16:22 GMT -5
*comes back in and slaps Zelar on the face* *shakes him* Llamas are attacking! Llamas are attacking! Do something before (my cargo ships) people get killed and blown up!! *has calmed down now* Anyways, what I could import from other lands beyond here is: A Vorpal sword, a mini pikachu plushie, some cereal boxes (take your pick, our food rations seem to be dwindling...*eyes whoever is eating the food aisle), jars of honey, glue, stick tape, some fonic grenades, and a replica of the Fon Master's staff with generic Daathic artes included inside.
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Post by Captain Zelar on Mar 18, 2011 16:25:22 GMT -5
No need to slap me, I'm already on it, but first I'll need a weapon...
*looks at pemdas's wares*
This will do nicely!
*chooses the pikachu plushie and climbs onto his llama mount* Onward Vido the Lightning Hoof! Onward to Victory!
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