This is actually almost a year old, but I happened to be re-reading through old convos and got a good chuckle out of it. The deceived will remain anonymous.
PERSON: B*tch I'll scratch your eyes out!!!!
Me:
PERSON: Actually
Me: good thing i'm blind
PERSON: I'm copying this
Nice try
then how would you type?
I wonder if this thing will bother [ANOTHER PERSON] as much as me
Me: there are braille keyboards, moron
haven't you ever heard of them?
PERSON: Yes
but I don't believe you
Me: well if you must know the truth
i am legally blind
i can see but
it's very fuzzy
PERSON: Well obviously your image gives it away for one
that you aren't completely blind
Me: i use magnifying things on my computer to enlarge the screen size
so i can read the text
PERSON: get contacts or something
Me: my eyes get irritated when i wear them
PERSON: get use to it
Me: no, it's really uncomfortable, really
my eyes get all red
PERSON: walk it off
Me: you can't just walk eye irritation off
PERSON: Are you sure?
Me: yes
PERSON: I'm not
Me: you must know people who are resigned to wearing glasses because of eye irritation due to contacts
PERSON: besides
get some glasses then
or do you not have ears
Me: they can only help so much
what do my ears have to do with anything?
PERSON: to rest your glasses on
Me: well, the thing with being legally blind
PERSON: Do you not like me being an ass?
Me: and i'm not talking about the pitch dark kind of blindness
but just absolutely pisspoor eyesight is
you're "legally" because it can't be fully corrected
PERSON: I know
I'm just being an ass
Me: Not very nice of you.
I'm being dead serious here, too.
PERSON: sorry
I knew you were
my bad
Me: But on the plus side, my sense of hearing is pretty good
..the next day, in a separate convo...
PERSON: I am reminded
of yesterdays convo
Me: ?
PERSON: and I should apologize
as you've noticed
Me: for what?
PERSON: when I get more used to people
I tend to get more comfortable joking around them
but sometimes
Me: dude
PERSON: I go over the top and be an ass
Me: did you seriously think i'm actually legally blind?
PERSON: yes...
Me: hahahahha man I pulled a good one over you
don't believe me when i say that sort of crap
PERSON: You are so cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe you did that!
I felt like shit!
all Day!
Me: i wasn't sure if you believed me or not
PERSON: Well, I did!
You suck!
You're a good liar though
or I'm really gullible
Me: surely you know by now that I say BS all the time to joke around
PERSON: Yes
but you seemed serious
and said you were
I'm half expecting you to be lying now
Me: Lying about not being legally blind?
my vision's 20/20
PERSON: WTF!
Thanks alot
I managed to convince someone online that I was legally blind.