Post by Youngster Joey on Aug 29, 2010 1:01:05 GMT -5
double post
[01:30] Griffin: I'm not, it would give me nostalgia, nostalgia makes me cry
[01:30] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I mean Sammm
[01:31] Griffin: WELL I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE MY INPUT
[01:31] Griffin: YOU...YOU...
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: KISAMA?
[01:31] Griffin: NO!
[01:31] Samuel: No, it's okay :-O
[01:31] Samuel: I don't need it that badly
[01:31] Griffin: YOU SLIGHTLY ROTTEN BANANA!
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT
[01:31] Griffin: YOU KNOW WHAT?
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HOW DARE YOU
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU... HEATHEN CREATURE
[01:32] Griffin: I THINK YOU'RE ALSO MOLDY CHEESE TOO!
[01:32] Griffin: AND STALE BREAD!
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: ...F-F-F-F*CK YOU
[01:32] Griffin: YOU'RE ALSO RAW MEAT
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE A BEER. A WARM BEER.
[01:32] Griffin: !
[01:32] Griffin: WELL THEN YOU'RE A HOT GESSPATO
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH?
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: what the hell is a gesspato?
[01:33] Griffin: YOU'RE ALSO LAVA ICE CREAM
[01:33] Samuel: Maybe it's a frozen dessert?
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: LAVA ICE CREAM SOUNDS RATHER DELICIOUS, SO
[01:33] Griffin: Gesspato is a Russian soup served cold
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: EAT ME
[01:33] Griffin: I believe it's a tomato soup
[01:33] Griffin: GO EAT YOURSELF
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!!
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FINE, I WILL THEN
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OM NOM NOM NOM
[01:34] Griffin: YOU LUKEWARM PIZZA
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: DELICIOUS
[01:34] Griffin: IT TASTES LIKE DEATH
[01:34] Samuel: What the hell is going on with this conversation
[01:34] Griffin: DRUGGGGGGGGS
[01:35] Griffin: I DIDN'T DIE BACK IN WWIVTO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF WITH YOUR DRUG ADDICTION
[01:36] Griffin: YOU BRAZEN HUSSY
[01:36] Griffin: SILENCE!
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU PLAGIARIZER
[01:36] Griffin: I'M ONLY ADDICTED TO TOADS
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT'S VAGUELY DIGSUSTING
[01:37] Griffin: JUST LICK ONE
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T WANT WARTS
[01:37] Samuel: Get your Lickitung to lick one
[01:37] Griffin: IT'S BETTER THEN SHROOMS
[01:37] Samuel: It must suck to be a Lickitung
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T DO SHROOMS
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: APPARENTLY YOU DO, THOUGH
[01:37] Samuel: It has a licking attack, so it has to lick all these different Pokemon
[01:37] Griffin: LICKITUNG IS THE sleeper OF THE POKEMON WORLD
[01:37] Griffin: ALWAYS LICKING THIGNS
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I BELIEVE THAT TITLE GOES TO JYNX, ACTUALLY
[01:38] Griffin: THERE CAN BE TWO sleeperS
[01:38] Samuel: Hooo
[01:38] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I CAN SEE THAT THING GOING TO CLUBS AND HOOKING UP WITH PEOPLE FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS
[01:38] Griffin: LICKITUNG GIVES HEAD UNDERNEATH THE TABLES THOUGH
[01:38] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT WOULD BE SOME MIGHTY GOOD HEAD
[01:38] Samuel: www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2010-08-26-266-LickitungHasItRough.png
[01:39] Griffin: SHE'D BE ALL 'OMNOMNOMNOMNOM'
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHAT IF IT SWALLOWED YOUR MEMBER?
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT IS LICKITUNG, AFTER ALL
[01:39] Griffin: LICKITUNG HAS NO TEETH
[01:39] Griffin: SO IT CAN"T
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THEN I GUESS IT WOULD EAT YOU WHOLE
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SWALLOW YOU IN ONE GULP
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BE CAREFUL, SAM
[01:40] Samuel:
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: A LICKITUNG MIGHT EAT YOU
[01:40] Griffin: WHEN YOU GO OFF TO YOUR CLUBS
[01:40] Griffin: SEARCHING FOR VICTIMS
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BE CAREFUL. DON'T LET ANYONE LICK YOU UNDER THE TABLE
[01:40] Griffin: OR OVER THE TABLE
[01:40] Griffin: BE A CONSERVATICE LICK RECEIVER
[01:41] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IN FACT, JUST DON'T SIT AT A TABLE
[01:41] Griffin: IN FACT, DON'T TAKE OVER THE COUNTER BLOWJOBS EITHER
[01:41] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A MEDICATION
[01:42] Griffin: IT'S WHEN A PHARMACIST GIVES YOU ONE
[01:42] Griffin: OR SOMETHING
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GRIFFIN WOULD KNOW
[01:42] Griffin: OR MAYBE IF YOU GET IT ON WITH MEDICINE
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHAT
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT'S A REALLY WEIRD FETISH
[01:42] Griffin: IT'S THE MOST NORMAL FETISH EVER
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: MORE NORMAL THAN PEN!S INTO VAG*NA FETISH
[01:43] Griffin: THAT'S JUST SOME CREEPY SHIT
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I KNOW, RIGHT
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHO WOULD DO THAT
[01:43] Griffin: GAY PEOPLE WOULD
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I THINK PEOPLE WHO DO THAT SHOULD GO TO JAIL
[01:44] Griffin: BECAUSE RESPONDING 'THAT'S GAY' IS A JOKE IN AMERICA
[01:44] Griffin: HAHAHAHA
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HAHAHA
[01:44] Griffin: IT'S ALMOST AS ORGINAL AND TASTEFUL AS A 'YO MOMMA' JOKE!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT ONE IS SO CLEVER
[01:44] Griffin: WHICH IS VERY ORIGINAL AND TASTEFUL!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHO CAME UP WITH IT?
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THEY SHOULD GET A PRIZE OR SOMETHING
[01:44] Griffin: EINSTEIN!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FIGURES
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I COULD NEVER COME UP WITH A JOKE LIKE THAT
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: MY IQ IS LIKE 1/100 OF HIS
[01:45] Griffin: HE WAS ALL 'YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID SHE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT MY THEORY OF RELATIVITY'
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IS A JOKE FUNNY IF IT'S TRUE
[01:45] Griffin: YES
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: AWESOME
[01:45] Griffin: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WE'RE AWESOME
[01:46] Griffin: CAPS LOCK AND I ARE ENGAGED
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: EXCUSE ME
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M ENGAGED TO CAPS LOCK
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GET THE HELL OUT
[01:46] Griffin: YOU'RE ENGAGED TO NUM LOCK
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NUM LOCK IS AN EX
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: CAPS LOCK IS MY REAL LOVER
[01:46] Griffin: NUM LOCK IS THE MENTALLY DEFICIENT TWIN BROTHER
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE IF YOU DATED HIM, THEN?
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I MEAN, THE INTELLIGENCE LEVEL WOULD BE ON PAR
[01:47] Griffin: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THINGS LIKE THE MIND
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WATCH OUT, YOU'VE GOT SOME DROOL COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[01:47] Griffin: YOU HAVE A SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO HIS MIND
[01:47] Griffin: YOU WANT TO MIND F*CK IT
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I HAVE MY MIND FETISH TENDENCIES
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT'S A REAL PROBLEM
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I RAPE PEOPLE'S MINDS SOMETIMES
[01:48] Griffin: ALSO YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FIRE
[01:48] Griffin: WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY EXES
[01:48] Griffin: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LIGHT THEM ON FIRE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WELL, HEY, THEY WEREN'T USEFUL ANYMORE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHY KEEP THEM AROUND AND ALIVE?
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO ONE'LL MISS THEM
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HEY, GRIFIFN, WE SHOULD DATE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: AND THEN BREAK UP
[01:48] Griffin: YOU JUST LOVE FLAMING GUYS
[01:48] Griffin: SHIT, WORST TIMING EVER
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT'S OKAY
[01:49] Griffin: OH, NEVERMIND, YOU WERE TALKING TO GRIFFIFFN
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I WON'T JUDGE
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GOD WILL, THOUGH
[01:49] Griffin: GRIFIFN RATHER
[01:49] Griffin: GO FIND GRIFIFN
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HE'S YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SINCE YOU'RE IDENTICAL
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE BOTH GAY
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FLAMINGLY SO
[01:49] Samuel: Who's Griffir?
[01:49] Griffin: IT'S GENETIC!
[01:49] Griffin: OR SOMETHING!
[01:49] Samuel: Of course it's genetic, research has proven it!
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO WORK OUT BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A PEN!S
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO PRETEND I'M A MAN
[01:50] Griffin: JUST MAKE ONE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND DUCT TAPE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OKAY
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SEX IS GOING TO HURT A LITTLE, THOUGH
[01:50] Griffin: THEN GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHY WOULD I SET MYSELF ON FIRE
[01:50] Griffin: YOU LIKE FIRE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I HAVEN'T DATED AND BROKEN UP WITH MYSELF
[01:50] Griffin: MASTURBATION
[01:51] Griffin: IT COUNTS
[01:51] Griffin: SO GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WELL, IT TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A STIFF CARDBOARD PEN!S ALL THE TIME
[01:51] Griffin: GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
[01:51] Griffin: BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: TOO LATE
[01:51] Griffin: NOOOO
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SEE THE FLAMES CRAWLING UP YOUR ARM?
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME, BUDDY
[01:52] Griffin: YOU DAMN CARDBOARD F*CKER!
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OH GOD
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'VE BEEN CASTRATED
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THE FIRE CONSUMED THE CARDBOARD
[01:52] Griffin: I WILL HAVE TO USE THE ONLY METHOD OF FIRE EXTINGUISHING I KNOW
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: DON'T PEE ON ME
[01:52] Griffin: I WILL SPIT ON THE FLAMES
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO LOOGEYS
[01:53] Griffin: FINE, I HAVE A PLAIN
[01:53] Griffin: PLAN
[01:53] Griffin: I HAVE BOTH
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I THINK I'M ALREADY DEAD
[01:53] Griffin: GOOD, YOU GO DISTRACT THE FIRE
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BUT I'M DEAD
[01:53] Griffin: WHILE I RUN AWAY
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M BURNT TO A CRISP
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'LL HAUNT YOU
[01:53] Griffin: YOU'RE A VERY GOOD ACTOR
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M NOT AN ACTOR
[01:53] Griffin: I ALMOST BELIEVE YOU'RE BURNING TO DEATH
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I NO LONGER HAVE MALE ANATOMY
[01:54] Griffin: TOO BAD
[01:54] Griffin: GO JOIN EMIL
[01:54] Griffin: HE KNOW'S HOW IT FEELS
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HE HAS A HUGE OEDIPUS COMPLEX
[01:54] Griffin: YOU KNOW WHO HAD A HUGE OEDIPUS COMPLEX?
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU?
[01:55] Griffin: OEDIPUS!
[01:55] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!!!
[01:55] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO WAY
[01:30] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I mean Sammm
[01:31] Griffin: WELL I THOUGHT YOU WOULD APPRECIATE MY INPUT
[01:31] Griffin: YOU...YOU...
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: KISAMA?
[01:31] Griffin: NO!
[01:31] Samuel: No, it's okay :-O
[01:31] Samuel: I don't need it that badly
[01:31] Griffin: YOU SLIGHTLY ROTTEN BANANA!
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT
[01:31] Griffin: YOU KNOW WHAT?
[01:31] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HOW DARE YOU
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU... HEATHEN CREATURE
[01:32] Griffin: I THINK YOU'RE ALSO MOLDY CHEESE TOO!
[01:32] Griffin: AND STALE BREAD!
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: ...F-F-F-F*CK YOU
[01:32] Griffin: YOU'RE ALSO RAW MEAT
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE A BEER. A WARM BEER.
[01:32] Griffin: !
[01:32] Griffin: WELL THEN YOU'RE A HOT GESSPATO
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT
[01:32] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH?
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: what the hell is a gesspato?
[01:33] Griffin: YOU'RE ALSO LAVA ICE CREAM
[01:33] Samuel: Maybe it's a frozen dessert?
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: LAVA ICE CREAM SOUNDS RATHER DELICIOUS, SO
[01:33] Griffin: Gesspato is a Russian soup served cold
[01:33] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: EAT ME
[01:33] Griffin: I believe it's a tomato soup
[01:33] Griffin: GO EAT YOURSELF
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!!
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FINE, I WILL THEN
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OM NOM NOM NOM
[01:34] Griffin: YOU LUKEWARM PIZZA
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON
[01:34] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: DELICIOUS
[01:34] Griffin: IT TASTES LIKE DEATH
[01:34] Samuel: What the hell is going on with this conversation
[01:34] Griffin: DRUGGGGGGGGS
[01:35] Griffin: I DIDN'T DIE BACK IN WWIVTO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF WITH YOUR DRUG ADDICTION
[01:36] Griffin: YOU BRAZEN HUSSY
[01:36] Griffin: SILENCE!
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU PLAGIARIZER
[01:36] Griffin: I'M ONLY ADDICTED TO TOADS
[01:36] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT'S VAGUELY DIGSUSTING
[01:37] Griffin: JUST LICK ONE
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T WANT WARTS
[01:37] Samuel: Get your Lickitung to lick one
[01:37] Griffin: IT'S BETTER THEN SHROOMS
[01:37] Samuel: It must suck to be a Lickitung
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T DO SHROOMS
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: APPARENTLY YOU DO, THOUGH
[01:37] Samuel: It has a licking attack, so it has to lick all these different Pokemon
[01:37] Griffin: LICKITUNG IS THE sleeper OF THE POKEMON WORLD
[01:37] Griffin: ALWAYS LICKING THIGNS
[01:37] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I BELIEVE THAT TITLE GOES TO JYNX, ACTUALLY
[01:38] Griffin: THERE CAN BE TWO sleeperS
[01:38] Samuel: Hooo
[01:38] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I CAN SEE THAT THING GOING TO CLUBS AND HOOKING UP WITH PEOPLE FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS
[01:38] Griffin: LICKITUNG GIVES HEAD UNDERNEATH THE TABLES THOUGH
[01:38] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT WOULD BE SOME MIGHTY GOOD HEAD
[01:38] Samuel: www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2010-08-26-266-LickitungHasItRough.png
[01:39] Griffin: SHE'D BE ALL 'OMNOMNOMNOMNOM'
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHAT IF IT SWALLOWED YOUR MEMBER?
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT IS LICKITUNG, AFTER ALL
[01:39] Griffin: LICKITUNG HAS NO TEETH
[01:39] Griffin: SO IT CAN"T
[01:39] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THEN I GUESS IT WOULD EAT YOU WHOLE
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SWALLOW YOU IN ONE GULP
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BE CAREFUL, SAM
[01:40] Samuel:
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: A LICKITUNG MIGHT EAT YOU
[01:40] Griffin: WHEN YOU GO OFF TO YOUR CLUBS
[01:40] Griffin: SEARCHING FOR VICTIMS
[01:40] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BE CAREFUL. DON'T LET ANYONE LICK YOU UNDER THE TABLE
[01:40] Griffin: OR OVER THE TABLE
[01:40] Griffin: BE A CONSERVATICE LICK RECEIVER
[01:41] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IN FACT, JUST DON'T SIT AT A TABLE
[01:41] Griffin: IN FACT, DON'T TAKE OVER THE COUNTER BLOWJOBS EITHER
[01:41] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A MEDICATION
[01:42] Griffin: IT'S WHEN A PHARMACIST GIVES YOU ONE
[01:42] Griffin: OR SOMETHING
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GRIFFIN WOULD KNOW
[01:42] Griffin: OR MAYBE IF YOU GET IT ON WITH MEDICINE
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHAT
[01:42] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT'S A REALLY WEIRD FETISH
[01:42] Griffin: IT'S THE MOST NORMAL FETISH EVER
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: MORE NORMAL THAN PEN!S INTO VAG*NA FETISH
[01:43] Griffin: THAT'S JUST SOME CREEPY SHIT
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I KNOW, RIGHT
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHO WOULD DO THAT
[01:43] Griffin: GAY PEOPLE WOULD
[01:43] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I THINK PEOPLE WHO DO THAT SHOULD GO TO JAIL
[01:44] Griffin: BECAUSE RESPONDING 'THAT'S GAY' IS A JOKE IN AMERICA
[01:44] Griffin: HAHAHAHA
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HAHAHA
[01:44] Griffin: IT'S ALMOST AS ORGINAL AND TASTEFUL AS A 'YO MOMMA' JOKE!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THAT ONE IS SO CLEVER
[01:44] Griffin: WHICH IS VERY ORIGINAL AND TASTEFUL!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHO CAME UP WITH IT?
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THEY SHOULD GET A PRIZE OR SOMETHING
[01:44] Griffin: EINSTEIN!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FIGURES
[01:44] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I COULD NEVER COME UP WITH A JOKE LIKE THAT
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: MY IQ IS LIKE 1/100 OF HIS
[01:45] Griffin: HE WAS ALL 'YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID SHE COULD NOT FIGURE OUT MY THEORY OF RELATIVITY'
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IS A JOKE FUNNY IF IT'S TRUE
[01:45] Griffin: YES
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: AWESOME
[01:45] Griffin: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[01:45] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WE'RE AWESOME
[01:46] Griffin: CAPS LOCK AND I ARE ENGAGED
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: EXCUSE ME
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M ENGAGED TO CAPS LOCK
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GET THE HELL OUT
[01:46] Griffin: YOU'RE ENGAGED TO NUM LOCK
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NUM LOCK IS AN EX
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: CAPS LOCK IS MY REAL LOVER
[01:46] Griffin: NUM LOCK IS THE MENTALLY DEFICIENT TWIN BROTHER
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE IF YOU DATED HIM, THEN?
[01:46] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I MEAN, THE INTELLIGENCE LEVEL WOULD BE ON PAR
[01:47] Griffin: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THINGS LIKE THE MIND
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WATCH OUT, YOU'VE GOT SOME DROOL COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[01:47] Griffin: YOU HAVE A SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO HIS MIND
[01:47] Griffin: YOU WANT TO MIND F*CK IT
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I HAVE MY MIND FETISH TENDENCIES
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT'S A REAL PROBLEM
[01:47] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I RAPE PEOPLE'S MINDS SOMETIMES
[01:48] Griffin: ALSO YOU'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FIRE
[01:48] Griffin: WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY EXES
[01:48] Griffin: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LIGHT THEM ON FIRE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WELL, HEY, THEY WEREN'T USEFUL ANYMORE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHY KEEP THEM AROUND AND ALIVE?
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO ONE'LL MISS THEM
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HEY, GRIFIFN, WE SHOULD DATE
[01:48] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: AND THEN BREAK UP
[01:48] Griffin: YOU JUST LOVE FLAMING GUYS
[01:48] Griffin: SHIT, WORST TIMING EVER
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: IT'S OKAY
[01:49] Griffin: OH, NEVERMIND, YOU WERE TALKING TO GRIFFIFFN
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I WON'T JUDGE
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: GOD WILL, THOUGH
[01:49] Griffin: GRIFIFN RATHER
[01:49] Griffin: GO FIND GRIFIFN
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HE'S YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SINCE YOU'RE IDENTICAL
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE BOTH GAY
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: FLAMINGLY SO
[01:49] Samuel: Who's Griffir?
[01:49] Griffin: IT'S GENETIC!
[01:49] Griffin: OR SOMETHING!
[01:49] Samuel: Of course it's genetic, research has proven it!
[01:49] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO WORK OUT BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE A PEN!S
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO PRETEND I'M A MAN
[01:50] Griffin: JUST MAKE ONE OUT OF CARDBOARD AND DUCT TAPE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OKAY
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SEX IS GOING TO HURT A LITTLE, THOUGH
[01:50] Griffin: THEN GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WHY WOULD I SET MYSELF ON FIRE
[01:50] Griffin: YOU LIKE FIRE
[01:50] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I HAVEN'T DATED AND BROKEN UP WITH MYSELF
[01:50] Griffin: MASTURBATION
[01:51] Griffin: IT COUNTS
[01:51] Griffin: SO GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: WELL, IT TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE A STIFF CARDBOARD PEN!S ALL THE TIME
[01:51] Griffin: GO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
[01:51] Griffin: BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: TOO LATE
[01:51] Griffin: NOOOO
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: SEE THE FLAMES CRAWLING UP YOUR ARM?
[01:51] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME, BUDDY
[01:52] Griffin: YOU DAMN CARDBOARD F*CKER!
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: OH GOD
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'VE BEEN CASTRATED
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: THE FIRE CONSUMED THE CARDBOARD
[01:52] Griffin: I WILL HAVE TO USE THE ONLY METHOD OF FIRE EXTINGUISHING I KNOW
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: DON'T PEE ON ME
[01:52] Griffin: I WILL SPIT ON THE FLAMES
[01:52] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO LOOGEYS
[01:53] Griffin: FINE, I HAVE A PLAIN
[01:53] Griffin: PLAN
[01:53] Griffin: I HAVE BOTH
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I THINK I'M ALREADY DEAD
[01:53] Griffin: GOOD, YOU GO DISTRACT THE FIRE
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: BUT I'M DEAD
[01:53] Griffin: WHILE I RUN AWAY
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M BURNT TO A CRISP
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'LL HAUNT YOU
[01:53] Griffin: YOU'RE A VERY GOOD ACTOR
[01:53] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I'M NOT AN ACTOR
[01:53] Griffin: I ALMOST BELIEVE YOU'RE BURNING TO DEATH
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: I NO LONGER HAVE MALE ANATOMY
[01:54] Griffin: TOO BAD
[01:54] Griffin: GO JOIN EMIL
[01:54] Griffin: HE KNOW'S HOW IT FEELS
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: HE HAS A HUGE OEDIPUS COMPLEX
[01:54] Griffin: YOU KNOW WHO HAD A HUGE OEDIPUS COMPLEX?
[01:54] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: YOU?
[01:55] Griffin: OEDIPUS!
[01:55] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: !!!!!
[01:55] tabularasa.re@gmail.com: NO WAY