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Post by Chibiko on Apr 12, 2017 3:59:18 GMT -5
Hey guys long time no see! Life has been hectic but woo I'm back!
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Post by Youngster Joey on Apr 12, 2017 21:11:52 GMT -5
wow, long time, no see!
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Post by Friendly Person :) on Apr 13, 2017 0:48:41 GMT -5
Hello! I debated a long time on what to post since you seem to be someone who has been here since forever, but I finally decided that the best thing I could do is bring you up to date with all the craziness that's been going on:
For starters, everyone now posts in the random thought thread. It's not against the law if you don't, but then neither is cannibalism. Also I don't know if cannibalism is actually against the law, but just pretend it isn't. Also also I'm not liable for any cannibalism partaken of while you're pretending.
Next we have all the people who still post:
I'm new, in the sense that I've been here for like, 2 years. I'm also a bitter, cynical a**hole who thinks that everything is my favourite thing, except when it isn't: then it's just crap.
Youngster Joey here chose the worst name in the world, because not only is her name not Joey, but she's also the only mature one in the place. She's got a job, and a life, and much better things to do with her time than get offended by anything posted here, though I still spend 10-40 minutes editing every post because she's also the only person who will talk to me that isn't imaginary (at least, I think she's not imaginary...)
Derman is a big-tough military man who is presently doing big tough military things and therefor can't post very often (but he's always watching). I imagine that he's six feet tall, has a manly beard, and can punch a bus going 70 miles an hour with his bare hands and cause it to explode. He lives in one of those Scandinavian countries - I think Canada (that's where they get the 'can' from in 'Scandinavian', right?).
Then there's Captain Zelar, who takes the 'random thought' thread very literally, and will post things regardless of any current conversation taking place. I've tried engaging him in conversation a few times, but he never responds, probably because it's not a 'random' thought. Still, I find him an adorable enigma.
Next up we have Saku... Satsu... Suko... uh... the guy with the cat picture. Yeah. He shows up from time to time, but you probably already know him since he's also an ancient.
Lastly, there's also a mythical figure that I call Grandpa Panban, who is like a Santa in that he's rarely seen or heard, only rather than leaving presents, he mostly just yells at you for not using spoiler tags. I think he makes a good Grandpa.
There are a bunch of other people who pop up here and there, but these are the key players in the current forums. Now you too have joined our illustrious ranks! Though frankly, I wouldn't blame you if, after reading this post, we never saw you again.
Oh yeah, and welcome back.
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Post by Youngster Joey on Apr 13, 2017 11:14:19 GMT -5
I'm not a figment of your imagination, but I am a AI-powered chatbot.
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Derman
Oracle Knight
I still don't have a knife tag on my golden birth knife
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Post by Derman on Apr 13, 2017 12:50:15 GMT -5
As much as I might sound like a big, tough military man, in terms of physical abilities I'm well in the lower cast in here, I'm not in particularly good shape. The only reason I'm able to keep up is because I either work smart or just squeeze everything out of myself for tasks others have no problems with. 6 feets is pretty close though. Also I have fairly heavy build so I some people find me intimidating. If I wanted to kill you with what I've learned here i could:
1. Strangle you with a cable 2. Smash your head with a radio (it's pretty heavy for its size) 3. Set up NSV anti-aircraft gun so fast your brain will melt
... yea my job here is to make sure the communication systems between troops works as intended, not as cool as you might've thought. At least I'm good at it. I could reliably hit you in the head from about 500 feet with my RK62, if you tried to run away, but nearly everyone here can do that.
Also there's no beard. I've been trying to grow one but only hair I can manage is a thick neckbeard with a pedostache. Besides, no beards allowed in the military.
....This is still on topic, right? I forget not every thread here is a random thought thread.
Anyway, Nice to see some old timers coming back and remembering this corner. Welcome back from my end too. I'm sorry if we got a bit off-topic, and for that wall of text grain welcomed you with.
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