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Post by snoozysam on Apr 19, 2009 11:47:42 GMT -5
C. Refuse to Go unless your told how a gummi works
Genis looks back and impatiently shouts "Ah, geez-- Look, we'll tell you after we're done, okay!? You can just... stay here, or something!". He huffs as he, Raine and Mormo go towards wherever the shout came from. You decide to lie down on the grass and look at the sky.
As you're counting how many clouds shaped like Cheagles pass by, you see a young man walk towards your direction. You quickly pick yourself up to get a better look at him. He has long, braided hair with a color of icy blue. You quickly introduce yourself and ask for his name. "KUREA!" he shouts. You give him a blank stare, and as you ask him to say his name again, he simply repeats, "KUREA! KUREA! KUREA! KUREA!! KUREA!!!"
You... A.) Tell him to speak in English! B.) Find a doctor for this crazy man. C.) Go find someone who can translate what he's saying. D.) Take him with you to go to where Mormo and the others went. E.) Raise swords against him. F.) Assume his name must be "Kurea".
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Post by Youngster Joey on Apr 19, 2009 16:47:39 GMT -5
E.) Raise swords against him.
The man's crazed, possessed look frightens you, and in your terror you opt to defend yourself in the case he chooses to attack. You whip out your sword and charge at him, but the man ignores your attack and runs off into the distance, screaming at the top of his lungs, "KUREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Assuming you have scared the strange man off, you choose not to follow him and lay down your arms. As you do, however, you note the man is running straight towards a curious creature... a giraffe-like creature with a woman's head and long, streaming blond hair. Its abnormally long neck is unlike anything else you have ever set your eyes upon.
You... A.) Approach the giraffe-like creature to get a better look B.) Go after the man again--he might be trying to attack this majestic creature C.) Reunite with Mormo and company D.) Slay the giraffe-like creature E.) Go back to laying on the grass
EDIT: btw, just in case you have no idea what I'm alluding to here (I swear I'm not insane and just randomly coming up with giraffes for no reason), take a look at Claire's neck. there's a reason why I pasted Claire's head onto a giraffe for my youtube channel background
EDIT2: typo, bothered me enough to change it
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Post by snoozysam on Apr 20, 2009 20:46:36 GMT -5
D.) Slay the giraffe-like creature
That giraffe-like creature must be hypnotizing the icy-haired man to do her bidding! You decide to unsheathe your sword and run forwards to save him. But before you can raise your sword, you hear a familiar roar from above, towards the sky. You look upwards to see the same blue dot from before, getting bigger and it's about to land somewhere in this area!
"....BUUUUURRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
CRASH!
Barbatos managed to land on the monstrous half-woman half-giraffe creature, breaking his fall. How Barbatos managed to keep flying in the air after that Elvis freak's punch, you're not quite sure of. Just then, you hear an enraged scream coming from the icy-haired man.
"KU-KU......KUREAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
"Wh-what's going on here!?" you hear Genis shout, as Genis, Raine and Mormo come to you, along with a male with a pink shirt and long red hair, and a woman with a giant chest, clad in Japanese robes. You hear the icy-haired man scream out once more:
"KUREAAAAAAA!!!!!", only to be retaliated by Barbatos.
"BURUAAAAAAA!!!!!"
The two warriors raise their weapons as they run towards each other.
"KUREAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"BURUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The two men clash their mighty weapons together. In that instant, the power between these two warriors sends a powerful surge of energy across the universe, burning the entire planet into flames and sends every single life to nothingness. The planet smashed into two, and its energy exploded into a bright flash across the galaxies. Their attack was so powerful and epic that Martel, Atamoni, Seyfert, Ratatosk and Lorelei had to use every ounce of their power to reverse the flows of existence, making their entire universe-exploding clash like nothing happened at all.
The first thing you see is that the two warriors have disappeared to thin air, and there's a carcass of a strange giraffe creature.
"Wh-what the..." Raine said in amazement, "D-Did you just see that!? Just what was that!?!"
"What'chu talkin' bout, Raine?" Genis replied, "it never happened. REMEMBER?"
Well... Now what the heck are you supposed to do? A.) Give in to Mormo's demands and become the Descender to save the world, you have a decent group of friends to help you out now. B.) Invite Raine to help you gawk at the giraffe lady. C.) Stare at the Japanese woman's chesticles. D.) Comment on why the red-haired man wears a very tight pink shirt. E.) Demand to learn how to use a Gummi!!! Jeez! F.) Convince yourself you've gone mental and say this is all a dream and wake up. You're probably still sleeping on the grass from earlier.
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Post by rust45 on Apr 20, 2009 23:53:31 GMT -5
C.) Stare at the Japanese woman's chesticles.
You stare for 25 minutes only to realize that she has already slapped you the moment you started looking at her rack and were on the ground. Feeling stupid you get up and wipe the droll off your mouth and then stare and the giant rack again only to be slapped again, but you realize it right away this time. The woman with the rack then speaks to the apparently gay man, "Sheesh Zelos, they're worse then you." Zelos then replies, "Wow he has my respect then." The Japanese woman then slaps Zelos and Raine, Genis and Mormo sigh. You...
A. Apologize to the Japanese woman. B. Introduce yourself. C. Try to get to first base with Raine or the other woman. D. Agree with Mormo. E. Pop the question about Gummi's again.
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Post by Kevassa on May 2, 2009 0:17:12 GMT -5
A. Apologize to the Japanese woman. You try to compose your hormones from going out of control and ask the Japanese girl with big defences your pardon. She introduces herself as Sheena, and she explains that Zelos has been randomly hitting on some girls, when he found a strange white dressed, pink haired, broom horseriding girl. Before Sheena could finish her story, Zelos interrupts saying that he had nothing to do with it, Raine says they should be returning to town, anyway. Finally everyone returns to the town, when you realize you still dont know how to use gummies, then you realize your gummy is all rotten and ugly looking, Mormo points out it transformed into a "Rotten Gummy", Zelos points out how stupid could you be to not have used that Gummy for so long. Irritated you...
A) Experiment and eat it B) Feed it to Mormo C) Feed it to Zelos D) Throw it, and go do something else.
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Post by ღAdante Forma on May 4, 2009 15:38:49 GMT -5
B) Feed it to Mormo
You grab mormo roughly by the wings and force the gummi down his throat, he doesn't seem to mind so much at first, only protesting at how roughly you grabbed him, but as he swallows, his complaitns slowly and clearly change to a single loud scream. "I haven't heard a scream that loud and high pitched since Zelos tried Raine's cooking!" Genis sblack dudes(AC auto corrects me when i write s n i g g e r s so just live witht he fact that genis laughed and AC changed the continuity to cesnor it to something actually MORE offensive ;P) as Raine ignores him, casting ressurection and complainign that she must of gotten worse if Kratos had only needed first aid to recover from her last dish. Zelos says nothing about the high pitched scream or the insult to his manliness, only pulling on his right glvoes to tighten it, meaking that creaking sound of leather on skin as he approaches Genis from behind, hand raised to deliver an almightly pimp slap. Noticing his do you:
A- Let Zelos smack genis, then kick Genis over after Zelos hits him B- Stop Zelos, but not before Genis casts IN-DIG-NAY-SHUN after somehow changing into morrisons clothes as Zelos suddenly goes blonde and screams "what the heck is THAT?!" screaming"IT CAN'T BEEEEEEEE" as he escapes through time. C- Tap Raine on the shoulder the make her turn around and notice Zelos, while yelling "PAEDOPHILE" in order to unleash the almightly Raine slap, though she may either slap Zelos for stealing her slap, or you for slandering him, or possibly hit you both with a single slap, thus resulting in Sheena Screaming "ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" D- Take advantage of the situation to abandon everyone and find a new party E- Suddenly decide that mormo is right, you are a descender, one who has the downloadble eternal sword item, and attempt to slice the world in two with it? F- Run away as Mormo somehow transforms into Barbatos through the gel and attacks you, screaming "NO ANIMAL ABUSE, EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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Post by snoozysam on May 6, 2009 16:50:31 GMT -5
By the way Shin Azure, it's spelled "snickers", or past tense "snickered". C- Tap Raine on the shoulder the make her turn around and notice Zelos, while yelling "PAEDOPHILE" in order to unleash the almightly Raine slap, though she may either slap Zelos for stealing her slap, or you for slandering him, or possibly hit you both with a single slap, thus resulting in Sheena Screaming "ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You tap Raine's shoulder quickly and warn her that Zelos is about to slap Genis. Immediately, she runs over to Zelos and readies her hand before Zelos could strike Genis. "PEDOPHILE!!!" she yells. SLAP!"O-O-Oww! That hurt!.." Zelos exclaimed. Just then, Raine turns around and walks over to you for her second strike. SLAP!Your cheek has a red hand imprint on it as you feel the sting of Raine's hand slapping your face. Just then, Sheena randomly shouts "ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" before Raine walks up to her, and... SLAP!"H-hey! Raine, what did you do that for!?" Sheena yelled. "You slapped me earlier, remember?" Raine said, "Here, I have proof... The woman with the rack then speaks to the apparently gay man, "Sheesh Zelos, they're worse then you." Zelos then replies, "Wow he has my respect then." The Japanese woman then slaps Zelos and Raine, Genis and Mormo sigh. "Huh... I guess I did slap you. I wonder why I did that?" Well, that was weird. Your course of action? A.) Slap Genis. He hasn't had a turn yet. B.) Feed Mormo another Rotten Gummi inconspicuously so that Raine doesn't notice. Hopefully you can kill him off for good. C.) Go with your party to look around for a ship. Any good team of heroes need a ship for adventure! D.) Find Luke and Tear, if only you could remember where you ditched them.
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Post by ღAdante Forma on May 6, 2009 17:27:19 GMT -5
(In American-English it is, I speak English-English)
B.) Feed Mormo another Rotten Gummi inconspicuously so that Raine doesn't notice. Hopefully you can kill him off for good.
As you slip another gel down his throat, squeezing his throat lightly wiht your left and and covering his mouth with right, Raine and Sheena produce a massive ream of paper, apparently the script for this thread and start leafing through it. Behind them you think see Luke coming towards you, but his clothes couldn't be more different, black and red, rather than gold and white, and for some reason he's being followed by a flock of small birds with flower neclaces.
Do you:
A- ignore it he'll probably sttle the whole thing himself anyway B- Throw Mormo at the guy C- point him out to the other and when they turn around, snap mormo's neck and stuff him in the items bag. D- drop everything, run over to the guy and randomly glomp him D- drop everything, run over to the guy and kill the birds one at a time, while yelling "SCREEEEAAAAAMMMMM FOR ME BIRDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS"
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Post by snoozysam on May 14, 2009 18:45:21 GMT -5
I used a Gummi on this half-dead forum game to bring it back... But you'll never learn how I did it. A- ignore it he'll probably sttle the whole thing himself anyway You choose to ignore it. Luke was pretty annoying back there, so he totally deserves it. You look around to see what everyone else is doing. Zelos has gone off somewhere and you assume that he must be wandering about looking for women to seduce. Raine and Sheena has now invited Genis to their discussion about the game's script to get his opinion. "Okay, see here?" asked Genis, as he pointed towards this one quote. The woman with the rack then speaks to the apparently gay man, "Sheesh Zelos, they're worse then you." Zelos then replies, "Wow he has my respect then." The Japanese woman then slaps Zelos and Raine, Genis and Mormo sigh. "As you can see, the character between "Raine" and "Genis" is actually a comma, not a period! That means that Raine sighed when me and Mormo sighed!" The two women opened their eyes widely as they finally understood what caused the slap fight. Sheena then proceeded to slap Raine... SLAP!"See? Now we're even" said Sheena. "Yes, I suppose so.." said Raine in defeat. You turn around again to see how the Luke look-a-like has been doing. The stranger cleans his blade from bird feathers and blood and sheathes it into his scabbard. You walk up to him to introduce yourself. He merely gives a 'hmph' as he begins to walk away. To catch his attention, you... A.) Throw Mormo at him. B.) Challenge him to a duel. C.) Tell him that you'll bring him Luke. Maybe he'll get a kick out of seeing a person that looks just like him. D.) Carefully sneak up to him and cut his hair short with your sword. E.) Stab him in the back with your sword. He was being awfully rude to you. F.) Have Genis cast Indignation on him. G.) Ask him the question about... you know.
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Post by Youngster Joey on May 14, 2009 19:40:01 GMT -5
C.) Tell him that you'll bring Luke. Maybe he'll get a kick out of seeing a person that looks just like him.
"Luke?" the man suddenly asked, at last acknowledging your presence. "You know that dreck?" You reply to the affirmative and tell him to wait as you go and retrieve Luke.
You find Luke wandering around nearby alone, muttering to himself. Upon inquiry about his solitude, you learn that Tear has finally become tired of his selfish, obnoxious behavior and has left him. As you lead him back to Asch, he rants and raves to you about how much of a b*tch Tear is, how surprised he is that Tear and the great Master Van came from the same family, that Master Van would NEVER treat him that way. You listen half-heartedly, already having made the decision in your mind that Tear had the right idea when she dumped him.
You soon realize that bringing Asch and Luke together was a mistake. Upon seeing an exact copy of himself standing in front of him, Luke began to freak out, and meanwhile Asch hurled insults at him. Enraged, Luke sprinted towards Asch with his sword out, looking as if he was ready to kill. "NOW YOU DIE!" Luke screamed at Asch as he launched an attack. Immediately, Asch reciprocated with an attack coupled with a fearsome scream of "ANNIHILATION! RENDING SABER!"
You feared the worst. However, contrary to the gruesome scene you predicted, the two froze in their tracks. Not even the slightest movement could be detected from either of the two.
You...
A.) Restart the game; what lame kind of glitch is that? B.) Gleefully realize you have just inadvertently taken out both Asch and Luke, and quietly leave before anyone notices what chaos you helped create C.) Do something humiliating to the frozen men just for the kicks D.) Kill them both E.) Steal their belongings F.) Ask Genis if he'd mind glitching too G.) Find Tear and ask her to revive them both; you hear she has a mysterious habit of casting Resurrection twice in a row. Two birds with one stone!
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Post by ღAdante Forma on May 15, 2009 18:20:49 GMT -5
C.) Do something humiliating to the frozen men just for the kicks
Observing the odd glitch in front of you, and noticing that no-body seems to be a round, you pull your sword from your sheath and cut Asch's hair short, then undress him, even his underwear. You switch his clothes over with lukes, and leave asch naked in the middle of the road. Before you can stop and think of anything more embarassing to do to either of them, a strange blonde girls darts past you, towards Asch. Before you can do anything about her, or the fact that Asch's face is now redder than his short hair, which the blonde girl seems to be doting over almost as much as the fact that he's naked, her bluewhiteclothes and large bow seem to attract your attention, but before you can think of anything else, a sudden rumble attracts your attention, all you see over the horrizon is a cloud of dust, but you know what it signifies. A tampede is coming. a stampede of fangirls.
Just as you turn back around Asch's rage suddenly builds toa climax and he breaks through the power of the glitch unfreezing and charging at you. naked. And ready to murder you, then kill your corpse 5 times before it hits the floor. As you stumble backwards, tripping over and landing on your butt, Asch yells "The weaks hould stay back! BINDING DOOM!" do you:
1- Close your eyes and hope that the stampede tramples him before he kills you completly(It's an UNUSED MYSTIC ARTE AFTER ALL, WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TO YOU?) 2- Kick him in the balls, fight the girl on the way out and run, leaving luke to be buried alive by the fangirl charge 3- Do nothing and hope that one of your friends will come along and save you.
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Post by rust45 on May 16, 2009 14:49:49 GMT -5
3- Do nothing and hope that one of your friends will come along and save you.
But no one comes and as you're there, about to meet your creator, Asch hands you a rubber ducky. "There, I'm done," he said as got his clothes back walked in the distance the girl. The fangirls follow, sparing your life. Luke gets unfrozen and then looks at you and then realizes he's naked since Asch got his clothes back. Bright red Tear enters in the scene. And you hear yet another stampede, more fangirls are coming. You...
A. Run away for your life. B. See how this turns out. C. Hurry to get Luke's clothes back on. D. Ask Tear once again about Gummi's
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Post by Youngster Joey on Jul 7, 2009 3:41:15 GMT -5
B. See how this turns out.
Fully engaging in schadenfreude, you decide to wait it out and see what happens. The two red-haired men are scrambling to get their clothes back on as the stampede edges closer... and closer... and closer...
What you expected to just be a glomping by a horde of fangirls turns out to be much more severe. The fangirls are going out of control, and it looks as if death by fangirl attack is imminent for Luke and Asch. You begin to regret sentencing Asch and Luke to a virtual death sentence, and you make up your mind to save them after all. When you step forward to intervene, however, Raine grabs you by the arm. "What are you, insane? They'll kill you if you get in their way!" Raine shouts as she smacks you. "You never get in the way of fangirls! That's just common sense!"
You try to protest and break from her grasp, but it's to no avail; the others aid Raine in holding you back from the stampede. You can hear Luke and Asch screaming in horror and pain, and you're helpless to do anything but watch them get mauled to death. "Oh, thank God!" Tear gasps in the background suddenly as the fan girls suddenly stop their attack. She points to an angsty-looking red-haired man dressed in a hideous purple spandex suit standing near a tree. The fangirls drops the battered Luke and Asch at once and fled towards the red-head man, who, upon realizing the terrible fate looming towards him, tries to run. His escape is not to be; the fangirls pounce on him with a crazed fury as they scream his name in ecstasy.
As the fangirls gleefully strip Kratos of his clothes and dress him in a maid outfit, you:
A) Stand and laugh at Kratos B) Flee while you still have the chance C) Use an item to see if Barbatos will come back and kill the fangirls D) Summon Leon in order to save Kratos E) Do something else
EDIT: old post, I know, but there was a spelling error and it was bothering me
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Post by cruxmar on Nov 6, 2009 10:57:08 GMT -5
C) Use an item to see if Barbatos will come back and kill the fangirls
Seeing Luke and Asch and ground, trampled over by fangirls, SOMEHOW alive, you decide to help them. Grabbing from your pack, you pull out two life bottles but you don't know how to use them. You decide to throw the bottle at them and hope it works. Suddenly Barbatos appears and destroys the bottles in the air. The fangirls notice Barbatos and rush towards him. Barbatos is overwhelmed by fangirls and tries to push them back but runs off when he sees a shopkeeper throwing an apple gummie to a shopper. The fangirls chase after him...leaving the a cloud of smoke.
You notice that Kratos survived and decide to ask him... A) If he knows how to use a gummie B) If he knows to to use a life bottle C) If he knows where the bathroom is D) If he can do the chicken dance E) Something else
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Post by pemdas on Nov 7, 2009 14:18:49 GMT -5
C) If he knows where the bathroom is
After the frenzy gang of fangirls leave with Barbatos, you noticed Kratos in a maid outfit and curse that you can't stay any longer to enjoy seeing him in it because you have to go use the toilet. You walk up to him and (barely) ask if he knows where the nearest bathroom is (because you're trying hard to contain your laughter). He blushes and scowls at the maid outfit and tells you where the bathroom is after asking for an apple gummie and change of clothing and an oath to secrecy to tell no one you saw him in women's clothing. You swear though YOU secretly plan to write it in your revenge journal. In the bathroom, you notice Guy hiding in one of the stalls, away from another gang of crazy fangirls and BOYS waiting outside next door. You decided to:
A) Go back to help Luke and Asch B) Lead Guy to the fans after coaxing him out of the bathroom C) Write down an article about Kratos in his maid outfit to all his fans in the tabloids D) Call Lloyd on your cell phone for help E) Ask Guy if he knows where the nearest Spa is F) Leave the bathroom but dressed in a cosplay outfit of a Tales character in order to concoct your evil plans G) Go to the port and ask for a ship to take you somewhere far far away from the chaos but only to end up face to face with a band of swarming Behemoths and Sword dancers.
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