Back to AC Sim House 1.
Binary decides to visit AC House 2, and in doing so takes a shower there. He's a fantastic house guest.
Then he parades around their house in his underwear.
Erik and Scott look unhappy about their disgusting table.
Ah! Little Mortimer Goth running down the street!
BINARY'S CHILD-SENSING ABILITY TURNS ON.
He closes in on his victim.
They talk.
Mortimer doesn't care for him, unfortunately.
Then a random man intervenes.
The only logical thing to do is to flee.
Binary meets Duck.
Binary and Duck do not hit off.
Things intensify.
Stephanie decides she doesn't like Binary either while Duck gleefully looks on.
Meanwhile, I've become schizophrenic and have a conversation with the couch.
Sam and Lauren talk excitedly about toilets while Binary looks on.
Apparently the topic of toilets is pretty arousing to Lauren, who begins to hit on...
Oh my.
OH HOT DAMN.
AC House 1 gets a new computer and table, which Scott approves.
Scott moves into the nice AC House 2.
Binary trashes Chris to Duck while Chris sits right near by.
Binary declares Duck an enemy.
They duke it out.
And the victor stands tall.
Hoping to prove himself after such a humiliating defeat, Binary challenges Duck to a rematch. Scott butts in.
Duck beats Binary's @ss again. Scott approves.
Binary returns home to find the TV broken.
So I send Rowan to fix it. Unfortunately, Rowan does not get electrocuted.
Erik has a little mishap cooking.
But he doesn't seem to care.
Oh, yeah. Fire. Maybe you ought to do something about that.
OH GOD THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.
Lauren heroically fights the fire while everyone else screams and does nothing helpful.
Unfortunately (or thankfully, depending on how you look at it), the fire dies down. No thanks to anyone but Lauren, since everyone else felt it was appropriate to just scream maniacally and stamp their feet around like retarded morons.
Cleo gets a job as a musician. She's the only one who does.
Binary greets the mailman.
Binary tells the mailman how much his treadmill turns him on.
Encouraged by Binary's success with flirting with the mailman, Rowan tries his hand at flirting with him. He fails, miserably.
Look at how beautiful and well-kept our house is!
Would you look at that! A bump!
He's been here all day and night... is he planning on going away anytime soon?
The flies generated from the heaps and heaps of plates were making my computer lag, so I conceded and bought them a dishwasher.
Sam breaks the computer. I am not happy about this.
In the process of trying to fix it, he gets a little shock.
And another one.
And again.
Meanwhile, the mailman is still standing there...
Sam has easily been shocked over 10 times now. He's not leaving the computer until he fixes it. Unfortunately for him, the computer shocks him every time he goes near it.
He's not a very lucky guy.
Lauren leaves...
And comes back with a healthy baby girl named Lorraine (thanks to Scott for the naming suggestion!). Lorraine's traits are Excitable and Insane. She should be a fun little girl.
Meanwhile, it turns out Sam has the tenacity of a roosterroach. He's been shocked easily over 50 times now. I don't know how he's not dead, but he's either going to sit here and fix the damn computer or die trying. None of the other Sims seem to care that he's being repeatedly shocked to death.
OH GOD NO. BINARY IS GOING IN FOR THE KILL.
A close-up of Lorraine. I can't tell who's holding her.
The mailman is still there. This marks the second full day he's been here.
If you're so damned tired, then go home already!
Instead, he attacks the innocent child.
Then he drops from exhaustion.
Ryu, who mysteriously disappeared from the game, was finally located and is now safely back at AC House 2.
For the record, Sam, the repeated electrocution was nothing personal xD And you survived. After only electrocuting you about 70 times, I came to the conclusion that you are impervious to electrical shocks and gave up. Binary ended up fixing the computer instead. You'll live a happy life with Lauren and your daughter :'D