stalkerbunny
Half-Elf
"In the nightlight, we still shine bright"
Posts: 9
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 23, 2008 9:49:20 GMT -5
Post by stalkerbunny on Nov 23, 2008 9:49:20 GMT -5
Lawls, are we bashing Dist now? Cause I'm game for that Sounds like a party to me! -pulls out a notebook of things wrong with Dist- Okay well going past the gender confused part, You float around in a chair, are you like an old man who can't walk or something? You have the right hair color, white. You're an old man -snicker-
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 23, 2008 11:22:00 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Nov 23, 2008 11:22:00 GMT -5
Lawls, are we bashing Dist now? Cause I'm game for that Sounds like a party to me! -pulls out a notebook of things wrong with Dist- Okay well going past the gender confused part, You float around in a chair, are you like an old man who can't walk or something? You have the right hair color, white. You're an old man -snicker- [glow=pink,2,300] I use my chair because it's FASTER! And I'm ALBINO. As in BORN EXTREAMLY PALE AND WITH WHITE HAIR.And also, if I'm old then that makes Jade old too. -snickers at the fact he has so many fans-[/glow] (OOC: XD DIST BASHING PARTY. keep firing away I'm only ACTING angry. XDDDDD)
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 23, 2008 18:15:48 GMT -5
Post by sweetariadnerastus on Nov 23, 2008 18:15:48 GMT -5
Lawls, are we bashing Dist now? Cause I'm game for that Sounds like a party to me! -pulls out a notebook of things wrong with Dist- Okay well going past the gender confused part, You float around in a chair, are you like an old man who can't walk or something? You have the right hair color, white. You're an old man -snicker- [glow=pink,2,300] I use my chair because it's FASTER! And I'm ALBINO. As in BORN EXTREAMLY PALE AND WITH WHITE HAIR.And also, if I'm old then that makes Jade old too. -snickers at the fact he has so many fans-[/glow] (OOC: XD DIST BASHING PARTY. keep firing away I'm only ACTING angry. XDDDDD) But Jade is old in the "sexy-mature" way. You're old in that "eeeewe, what on earth is that?" way. xD *looks up and tries to find Dists... face* Dear heavens child! Does your nose always explode like this? Do you have a cold or something? *hands Dist a box of tissues* Oh, and another thing. At least TRY not to bash the keyboard in, you really can't expect that action to make words can you? ((lol If that didn't make sense, I was referring to episode 4.. well, at least I think it's episode 4))
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 24, 2008 3:27:15 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Nov 24, 2008 3:27:15 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300] I use my chair because it's FASTER! And I'm ALBINO. As in BORN EXTREAMLY PALE AND WITH WHITE HAIR.And also, if I'm old then that makes Jade old too. -snickers at the fact he has so many fans-[/glow] (OOC: XD DIST BASHING PARTY. keep firing away I'm only ACTING angry. XDDDDD) But Jade is old in the "sexy-mature" way. You're old in that "eeeewe, what on earth is that?" way. xD *looks up and tries to find Dists... face* Dear heavens child! Does your nose always explode like this? Do you have a cold or something? *hands Dist a box of tissues* Oh, and another thing. At least TRY not to bash the keyboard in, you really can't expect that action to make words can you? ((lol If that didn't make sense, I was referring to episode 4.. well, at least I think it's episode 4)) [glow=pink,2,300] OBVIOUSLY you've never seen TRUE elegance. (hm I could always get marluxia to take care of all of them)
-surprised look and looks away while covering nose- I have alergies! >.<
W..what? Uh, I.. uh! Go.. Go clean up that toolbox! NOW!
Well, okay maybe not now, you can do it later if you want. I am really not picky about those things, because to be picky is simply not an attractive asset, and Dist the Rose is all about being the most lovely and having the most lovely attitudes towards things and I mean, I actually don't mind when things are messy, as long as I can find what I want. The only time I get worried is when it's not sanitary and the mess has the potential to rot. For example this one time I had this whole bunch of dead monsters dumped right on my doorstep and just left there! Even though I wasn't the one who killed them or put them there! Can you believe that? Something like that would simply not do because the corpses could rot and cause diseases such as acne on my beautiful skin, or fungi on my lovely and newly manicured nails! Now that's disgusting. So you can see that I've always been a big believer in cleanliness after all cleanliness is next to godliness and it makes you more attractive, and that's why you have to bathe every day, especially once you've been through puberty. Maybe as a child you could have gone for two days without bathing or if you are a really disgusting little brat you could go a week like that Peony oh sorry, that was a freudian slip, but anyway you have to bathe every day or else you could get diseases like acne on your face or fungi growing on your newly manicured hands! I know those sound so disgusting but there are actually ones that are more serious, for example yeast infections! I don't even want to talk about that one! But that's why bathing is important and besides, the more you bathe the more attractive you are because people subconsciously judge others by how they smell and if you smell good all the time (like for example roses) then people will be incredibly attracted to you and with that done, you can show them your godlike personality. Personally I also like to moisturize after my baths especially with something mild but very effective like Dove, if there's too much soap or colouring it will cover up your normal lovely scent and you don't want that and also you don't want to have harsh flavours and artificial scents on your skin because it could cause horrible diseases like acne on your face and fungi on your beautiful newly manicured nails! Can you believe it? Sometimes I can't! Of course I never made that mistake because I've always researched on everything before I do it and also Nephry would have tried it out before me usually and made the mistake first, so she would just give me tips. You have to be clever like that or else you will never get to a top position in life like I did and enjoy having so much access to rare parts for your machinery and the executive spa! Anyway for some reason I am really tired now and out of breath even though I haven't been running but that also reminds me that you have to exercise every day right before you bathe because that makes sure the right amount of air is always getting to your brain, and that all the calories you consume are used up and if you don't use them up you will get terribly fat like that you-know-who I supposedly work for, don't worry, I have something special planned for him and he will regret that he got so unhealthy have you seen his hair recently?! Much too greasy! Not only does he not exercise but he doesn't bathe, and as a result you can see he is terribly unattractive! Thank goodness he wears loose robes and that giant ugly bucket of a hat. It's a pity they have to wear such crimes of fashion. But if you don't exercise you will end up like you-know-who our resident surly pillsbury man and you know what else? If you become fat then you can catch horrible diseases like acne on your face and fungi on your nicely manicured nails! I KNOW! It's so horrible! But I am feeling very light headed right now, I wonder what I did wrong but just to make sure, I'm going to go and do a bit of pilates and then take a nice bath with my loofah, and then I'll get back to work.[/glow] LAWL wall of text! Yeah I did see that episode. XD his typing fits his personality. <3 I'm such a freak for finding dist attractive. XDDDDD LET'S THROW EGGS AT THE FREAK....w-wait don't take that last statement seriously. ._.
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 24, 2008 23:43:03 GMT -5
Post by sweetariadnerastus on Nov 24, 2008 23:43:03 GMT -5
I don't recall scary/crazy people talking so much being attractive to most people. Most people want people to shut the hey up. ^-^ And you do realize that while bathing every day is attractive, you shouldn't wash your hair every day, it gets damaged that way. ^-^ ((crazy people are awesome, they make me lol. It's even more fun to bash them... dunno why, it just is xD)) And just do you know, Dist, most guys don't like women who are TOO skinny.
I realize I should also stay on task with the thread. ^w^ Jade, do you put your hair in a pony-tail, or a cooking net when you cook all your goodies? How do you make potato pizza? ((I think I want to know that just as much as I want to know what salthingyer ice cream tastes like. lol)) What Harry Potter character would you cosplay as? ((I'm reading the HP series so I had to ask, sry, question does not need to be answered. I'll ask you later irl))
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stalkerbunny
Half-Elf
"In the nightlight, we still shine bright"
Posts: 9
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 25, 2008 18:35:38 GMT -5
Post by stalkerbunny on Nov 25, 2008 18:35:38 GMT -5
... I'm not even going to bother skimming the wall of text Dist, your rant is not worth my time, ... ... Maybe when I'm REALLY bored but that's not right now I'm curled up with a book Just so you know, you PALE in comparison to Edward Cullens, Your no vampire! Go tan, And being albino is no excuse! Go tanning and stop dying your hair D< -throws twilight at Dist's head-
-thinks about it- Dist would be the pathetic type of vampire, not really doing anything to help or harm anyone just kinda there.
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 25, 2008 19:44:46 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Nov 25, 2008 19:44:46 GMT -5
... I'm not even going to bother skimming the wall of text Dist, your rant is not worth my time, ... ... Maybe when I'm REALLY bored but that's not right now I'm curled up with a book Just so you know, you PALE in comparison to Edward Cullens, Your no vampire! Go tan, And being albino is no excuse! Go tanning and stop dying your hair D< -throws twilight at Dist's head- -thinks about it- Dist would be the pathetic type of vampire, not really doing anything to help or harm anyone just kinda there. [glow=pink,2,300] How is being albino no excuse? I can't help that I'm increadibly pale, the pigments in my skin, hair, and eyes were messed up at birth!
I would get poisoned if I tried to tan![/glow] no he would do something: WATCH JADE IN HIS SLEEP MWAHAHAHA
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Nov 26, 2008 1:22:53 GMT -5
Post by sweetariadnerastus on Nov 26, 2008 1:22:53 GMT -5
Um... how can Dist be a true albino when he WAS in the sunlight in the game? Do albinos sparkle in the sunlight too? (uuug *hates Twilight for the time being until the hype goes down... remember, not forever, just 'till friends shut up*) Now Lestat! He's a sexy beast. Ooh! And Ayami Kojima makes some sexy vampires as well. ♥_♥
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stalkerbunny
Half-Elf
"In the nightlight, we still shine bright"
Posts: 9
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:31:15 GMT -5
Post by stalkerbunny on Dec 3, 2008 18:31:15 GMT -5
REAL MEN SPARKLE! Dist I don't see you sparkling!!! D<
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:33:52 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Dec 3, 2008 18:33:52 GMT -5
REAL MEN SPARKLE! Dist I don't see you sparkling!!! D< [glow=pink,2,300] I KNEW I should've worn my sparkling collar today![/glow]
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Yuffie
Half-Elf
The Meaning of Life? it's pie.
Posts: 26
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:35:36 GMT -5
Post by Yuffie on Dec 3, 2008 18:35:36 GMT -5
Wait, I thought real men wore pink.
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:38:27 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Dec 3, 2008 18:38:27 GMT -5
Wait, I thought real men wore pink. [glow=pink,2,300] oh why thank you -flips hair-[/glow]
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Yuffie
Half-Elf
The Meaning of Life? it's pie.
Posts: 26
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:41:17 GMT -5
Post by Yuffie on Dec 3, 2008 18:41:17 GMT -5
Wait, I thought real men wore pink. [glow=pink,2,300] oh why thank you -flips hair-[/glow] Meh, you're ok for a raving psycho Dist. ^^; sorry for throwing darts at a picture of you when I'm bored. heh...
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:44:06 GMT -5
Post by Dist the Rose on Dec 3, 2008 18:44:06 GMT -5
[glow=pink,2,300] oh why thank you -flips hair-[/glow] Meh, you're ok for a raving psycho Dist. ^^; sorry for throwing darts at a picture of you when I'm bored. heh... [glow=pink,2,300] EXCUSE ME? -he snaps wrench that he's holding in half-[/glow] Dist angry DIST SMASH
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Yuffie
Half-Elf
The Meaning of Life? it's pie.
Posts: 26
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Ask Jade
Posted On: Dec 3, 2008 18:47:18 GMT -5
Post by Yuffie on Dec 3, 2008 18:47:18 GMT -5
oh... crap. *hides behind a wall*
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